Chicken wire & cedar

Big deal. I've found hundreds of fingers in bowls of chili.

Say goodbye to the old gas guzzler, Russ.

I've decided I like high gasoline prices. Gas should cost between $2 and $3 per gallon. I'm dead serious - it really should.

Unspeakable outrage

The new sandwich line configuration at Alonti is infuriating. Who decided to put the salad bins where they are? The new set up has taken the magic out of paying $7 for a mediocre (at best) deli sandwich.

Defying the odds

I'm in the midst of arguably the worst cold streak in the history of scratch off lottery tickets.

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