Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Don't touch that dial, Bernanke

Houston's 94.5 FM "The Buzz" alternative music radio station has a daily financial news segment called "Rock out with your stock out."

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Axis of Delicious

SEOUL, South Korea -- North Korea is encouraging its people to breed rabbits for food, the regime's official media reported today.

The state-run Korean Central News Agency reported that rabbits were "the most economically profitable domestic animals" for the mountainous country's limited arable land.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Why the hell not?

AUSTIN -- State Rep. Senfronia Thompson, D-Houston, said today that she is "vehemently insulted" by independent gubernatorial candidate Kinky Friedman's derogatory comments about Hurricane Katrina evacuees.

Friedman last week attributed a spike in Houston's crime rate to the "crackheads and thugs" who evacuated New Orleans. Friedman did not call Senfronia a vehemently idiot, despite the vehemently obviousity that she is.

On the record

Cincinnati over NY Giants in the Super Bowl. Win one for Lachey.