Do you people really have nothing better to do?

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Senate on Monday began debating whether the Constitution should be changed to give Congress the power to ban flag burning, a divisive issue that may pass or fail by one vote.

It is officially time for the Emperor to disolve the Senate.

No reason to leave Harris County. Ever.

While stuck in godawful traffic on the West Loop yesterday, I heard Uncle Drayton McLane on the radio discussing his upcoming trip to San Diego to pitch Houston as the USA's candidate city for the 2016 Summer Olympics. Drayton said, and I quote, "Houston is the greatest city in the world." Yeah obviously, Drayton. Everybody knows that.

In Defense of Ozzie Guillen

Before you denounce Ozzie Guillen as a homophobe and demand his resignation for calling Jay Mariotti a fag, watch Jay on Around the Horn. I'm not saying he does it with other dudes, but Jay Mariotti sucks. He sucks, and so do the rest of the East Coast SCREAMING ALL THE TIME talking heads that have monopolized sports media.

Toilets flushing the other way

Dear Socceroos,

Cut back on the whinging and bellyaching, lest somebody mistake you lot for the Argentines.

Waste of time, money, land and water

Why were you losers at Armadillo Palace watching golf instead of England v. Trinidad & Tobago?

Boycott the Liberal Media

Global warming? Hah! What a crock. It's like 65 degrees in my house right now and it's the middle of June.

World Cup Blues

In the aftermath of Team USA's blowout loss to the Czechs, luridtransom is calling for our Defensive Coordinator's head.

Low Hanging Fruit

OMAHA, Neb. - New arrivals to this country must learn English, President Bush said Wednesday.

AGUASCALIENTES, Mex. – President Bush must learn English, prospective immigrant Oscar Ramirez said Wednesday.

NHL Beat: Our Home and Native Land

luridtransom is proud to support the Edmonton Oilers in their quest to bring Lord Stanley's Cup back to the Great White North.