Hey Gables - You suck!

I am moving to a Gables apartment complex in the near future. Come to find out, I can't get Time Warner cable service there, because they have an exclusive contract with an outfit called TV Max. TV Max does not offer HD programming or a DVR-type cable box. What a rip off. If I'm lucky, the Gables will only allow me to buy food at Soviet bakeries. You suck, Gables. I want my money back.