Exchange between fat asshole lawyer in an Eikelburg Fun Run t-shirt and unsuspecting girl working the hunting license machine at Academy:
Girl: Do you want a Federal duck stamp?
Lawyer: [rolls eyes] Pfffft! No! I don't want to mess with any ducks!
Girl: Did you hunt dove, ducks or geeses [sic] last year?
Lawyer: I don't know, maybe. How about you go ahead and put no for that question.
Girl: How many doves did you kill last year?
Lawyer [annoyed]: Zero.
Girl: How many ducks did you kill last year?
Lawyer [more annoyed and self-important, this time with raised voice]: Look, I haven't hunted ducks in thirty years. Does that give you any idea how many?
Girl: How many geeses [sic] did you kill last year?
Lawyer [more annoyed, almost screaming]: I told you already I DON'T HUNT DUCKS!
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