Monday, November 27, 2006

Euro Apologist

American grocery stores should charge for grocery bags. That way, people would bring their own bags and we'd create less trash.

Al Gore's new movie isn't as great as I thought it would be. Do you think things would be different today if he were president? Do you think American grocery stores would charge for grocery bags?

If Italy can ban smoking in all bars and restaurants, what's your excuse, America?

I was on a KLM flight from Venice to Amsterdam with two disgustingly fat Americans: a fat woman wearing pajama pants and a sleeveless shirt, and a fat man wearing, I swear, hospital scrubs. That should be grounds for passport revocation.

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