Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Bill O'Reilly is a non-hippie Patriot.

I learned a lot from watching 10 minutes of Bill O'Reilly yesterday. Here's what I'm confused about: Should I be more OUTRAGED about SOLYNDRA, or Ron Paul's UNAMERICAN comments that the US brought the 9/11 terrorist attacks on itself?

Here's what we know.

(1) SOLYNDRA, a solar panel manufacturer in LIBERAL HIPPIE CALIFORNIA, received $535 in GOVERNMENT backed loan guarantees from OBAMA before going bankrupt. Key points: GREEN ENERGY is stupid, SOLAR PANELS are stupid, and OBAMA is stupid and corrupt.

(2) Suggesting US foreign policy prompted the 9/11 terrorists to attack is UNAMERICAN and UNPATRIOTIC. I mean, don't even talk about nonsense like that. Not even worthy of discussion.

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